I went to kfc the other day and ordered a # 2 with mac and cheese and a extra biscut. The lady siad i am sorry we dont have any breast.
I said thats ok can you suck a dick.
Why did they lay rock Hudson to rest face down?
So his friends could have a cold one.
Now they are going to have to be good cause those are some funny jokes .
2006-09-08 13:34:27 · 6 answers · asked by squiggy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
Two guys sitting next to each other at a bar. One says to the other, "I had sex with your momma last night and she loved it!".
No reply.
"She just couldnt get enough of me."
No reply.
"Yeah, she screamed and begged for more."
Finally, a reply.
"Go home - youre drunk dad."
2006-09-10 19:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by SASHA123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-09-08 13:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road ?
to gwet to the other side.
why did the baby cross the road ?
cause it was stapled to the chickens back
2006-09-08 13:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what kind of a dog can jump higher than a building?
any dog, a building cant jump.
hahahhaha, sadly, that might have been funnier than your jokes.
2006-09-08 14:00:21 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
when i was a kid we were so poor that we had to lick other peoples fingers at kfc. (finger licking good) lol
2006-09-08 13:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a**hole
2006-09-08 13:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by lynn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋