2006-09-08 13:33:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hang yourself on a cross until you are dead, and then rise three days later.
2006-09-08 13:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You can't. True Christians believe that the Messiah (aka Jesus) has already come (through the virgin birth of Mary, some 2000 years ago), and that His return will come only after the Great Tribulation, spoken of through prophets as well as in the book of Revelations.
Get a grip.
2006-09-08 20:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by prayinfroggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can prove yourself Jesus by doing several things-
1. DIe on a Cross
2. Rise three days later
3. Go through a wall to talk to discpiles
4. show me the scars from whips, and the holes in your hands and feet from the nails
2006-09-08 20:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by gelesen2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid question cause you know darn well you ain't jesus. You will never ever compare to our christ and if you were then everyone here on earth will have nothing to worry about. When the new jeresulam get here with Jesus then show yourself. Then keep your mouth off of holy things cause Jesue is holy.
2006-09-08 20:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, the son of God, the messiah, the savior of all the world, does not need to prove that he is who he is.
Why? Because he is Jesus. He is who he is, and that is who he shall forever be.
God Bless.
2006-09-08 21:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Joshua 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot.
Mt 24:26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
Scriptures already have told us where He will come from and how He will come.
You just don't meet the criteria, Dude.
2006-09-08 20:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will return, but not by computer. He will return in life and all who know Him without seeing, will know Him when we see Him. We believe in Him whole heartily. We will know Him with all of our heart and all of our mind and all of our soul.
2006-09-08 20:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't, because first of all I am sure your mother can tell you that you were in no way conceived miraculously.
and second, Jesus Christ wouldn't be on Yahoo! answers.
so, NO!
2006-09-08 20:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by novagirl117 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people like you make me sick, trying to take advantage of people!!!!!!! get a life and really learn about Jesus, he will forgive you if you really want to be saved. God is love!!!
2006-09-08 20:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Stacey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe you JESUS. Please tell them your Spanish last name. How are the guitar lessons going? And how is sweet Julia and Francisco. Many days I have prayed that all the orphans shall experience the joy of a visit from sister Angelina. Please tell your uncle I will visit soon. Peace to your hearts. I love my cousins(not renaldo). Tell him I'm mad about the last shipment. VIVA Freedom...I will send more money. Please send more wine.
2006-09-08 20:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by frndchps 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you have to prove it, then you're not.
Actually I'm an atheist.
2006-09-08 20:35:13 · answer #11 · answered by Maus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋