2006-09-08 13:30:00 · 18 answers · asked by GoateeBoy 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Masturbate and then go to sleep.
2006-09-08 13:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat the tortoise, make a guitar from the shell, and peel apart the layers of the mousepad so that I could construct a roll of decent toilet paper. This is all assuming that I'm stranded on some island with only these items lying around.
2006-09-08 20:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey
put the tortoise on your mousepad then use the guitar string to tie a friendship band for the tortoise ...so now u have a friend for life whom u can talk to anytime and will alwayz listen to you no questions asked!! plus ur friend will probably outlive you too so no fears of ever being alone!!
goodluck!
2006-09-08 20:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by nice_b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the guitar string to tie the mousepad around the tortoise... lol I don't know! ^_^
2006-09-08 20:32:00 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id probably take the guitar string and go kill some people and leave mousepads and tortoise shells on their bodies.
2006-09-08 20:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by ClintonF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First i would tie the guitar string to something, then teach the tortise how to swing on the guitar string, and to make sure the tortise wouldnt get hurt i would use the mouse pad as padding.
2006-09-08 20:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by JH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really dont know....maybe tie the tortise up with the guitar string and lay him shell down on the mousepad
2006-09-08 20:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tie the guitar string around the tortoise then pull it around like its a dog then go to bed..have fun!
2006-09-08 20:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by sexycouture1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
glue the tortoise to the mouse pad, tie the guitar string around him and swing him around.
then i would make soup out of him and eat him, mmmmm turtle (tortoise) soup
2006-09-08 20:33:24 · answer #9 · answered by The Key Master 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is this question in the singles and dating section? are u thinking of dating ur tortoise?
good luck with that
2006-09-08 20:44:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your not just bored Your boring!
Get a life
2006-09-08 22:07:07 · answer #11 · answered by Psycmixer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋