Today I went to a booth at the fair where a obviously christian guy with a long beard, bushy eyebrows and a bible in his hand was workin. His booth was strewn with little crosses and had the ten commandments posted on the wall below his 12 gauge and a sign on a piece of cardboard that had KOOL-AID=Free written in permanant marker. He kept askin me questions like 'You godda luva god in ya, son.' ....I told him 'sure.' and started walking away. He looked rather angry in the face but his voice came out strangely kind. 'Come back here and you can get ya sum kool-aid for free.' I wanted to keep walking but my friends insisted on grabbin some then running to catch up with me.. L8er in the night they started sayin stuff like 'what are you gonna tell god when you get to heaven.' and 'God loves you, why do you refute?' One of my friends then picked up a stake from a tent and pointed it at me telling me to accept christ. I hit him in the face then ran but now i don't have a ride home...HELP!
2006-09-08 12:56:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
two more points anyway, even if I do have to put up with the Kool-aid
2006-09-08 12:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, speaking as a Mom, THAT was just plain stupid. You should ALWAYS have an alternate exit plan in place, in case the friends you are with start acting "stupid" in a "no stupid zone".
The old bearded man was not a Christian. He was a Hippie throwback. It was not kool-aid, it was ground-up microdot.
You need new friends, my son!
Call me for a ride. I'll get the station wagon out, and rescue you, my baby! You poor thing....
2006-09-08 20:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call this number 773 274 0216
2006-09-08 19:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ask you the same question what are you going to say to God, but I'm not going to force my relgion on you, God does love you, but you have sinned and so you need to repent. but like I said I'm not going to force my religion on you. Jesus didn't do it, so I'm not either. Email me if you want more info.
God Bless
Daniel
2006-09-08 20:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hitch-hike!! Hopefully Satan does not pull up in a convertible and offer you a ride...if he does then do to him what u did to your friend...slap the living daylights out of him and run like hell !!
2006-09-08 20:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by SUGA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a got a little wood when you my mind compiled the words "booth" "long" and "bushy." Is that so wrong?!
2006-09-08 20:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move to San Francisco.
Avoid fundies. Choose your friends carefully.
2006-09-08 19:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stay where you are. I'll send someone to pick you up. Shouldn't be long. Don't be alarmed if they put you in a jacket. They are just trying to keep you warm!
2006-09-08 20:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't you call a cab to get you home or your parents??? or are you asking how can you get away from your friends for talking about god all the time?
2006-09-08 19:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by themysterious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope you're either in walking distance of home or have money for either bus or cab fare.
2006-09-08 19:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by Werecatwoman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋