Me and my friends use to hang out at the community service convention. It just melted my heart to see those old people's gratitude when you gave em tht glass of milk or blanket.....But now they spend all their time at church! Here's how it started: we all one day decided to go to church b/c this rather strange kid with swirlies in his eyes invited us. It was a teen oriented sunday school like thing, not really church and they had cookies and...KOOL AID!!! I had a cookie but I passed up the kool aid because I had brought a bottled water with me, i couldn't say the same bout my friends. They all drank at least 4 paper cups full. After we left the church I couldn't wait to talk to my friends about how silly what they said were and how obvious they were trying to put fear in us so we would join and strengthen the community or feel guilty...but all their eyes were glassed over and they just looked at me and said, 'You are going to hell!' and started chanting.. HELP!!! what happened to them?
2006-09-08 12:39:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm 15....lol..don't have a day job.
2006-09-08 12:44:30 · update #1
haha...ty mama bear.
2006-09-08 12:58:10 · update #2
i say nothing cause this sounds made up
2006-09-08 12:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by bman_1977 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't really a church. It was an evolutionist's convention. You were all experimented on with the koolaid and cookies. Your friends are mutating before your eyes from the mutagen in the koolaid!
Soon they will be mindless government soldiers. The chanting is just a mantra to get them used to repeating political dogma. It is disguised as religious chatter to make it sound harmless.
You need to infiltrate the group to find the antidote to the mutagen in the koolaid. Who knows, the answer might be in the coded mantra they are repeating!
You must go undercover to help your friends.
Nice knowing you.
2006-09-08 19:54:51 · answer #2 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds as if they heard the message and were saved. You might want to go back and try some Kool-Aid. (Listening to the Pastor wouldn't be a bad idea either....)
2006-09-08 19:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by tjjone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They've been hanging out with Chris Angel
2006-09-08 19:43:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better get a day job.
2006-09-08 19:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swirlies in his eyes?
2006-09-08 19:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they developed this rare disease, forget what it's called by its when old people turn you on, and they have you to thank for it. Good Job.
2006-09-08 19:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by whitebeanner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, nice try, it probably took you a l o n g time for you to say something stupid like that
2006-09-08 19:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by 0110010100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you were stoned and imagined the whole thing :)
2006-09-08 19:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by Denise W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit that day job.
2006-09-08 19:43:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋