She had really really big boobs with a low cut top on, and she was bashing me pretty good on the head with her shoe, trying as hard as she could to hurt me.
I could've hit her back or threw her to the ground, but since she's a woman, I didn't, and I just let her wail away at me while covering my head with my arms.
But the way she was wailing away at me, her boobs were jiggling like crazy right in front of my face... So I figured, if she's going to be allowed to physically assault me, so that as a guy I'm not allowed to hit her back, then it's just as right for me to grab her titty at that moment.
So I did.
Not good?
Which is worse, physically abusing someone else with a weapon (hard wood sole shoe), or grabbing a boob?
2006-09-08 11:50:18 · 13 answers · asked by Greg C 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Re: After I grabbed her boob, she stopped for a second, in shock, before wailing at me again, but by that time, she had spent herself, and her hits were very weak. She attacked me in the first place over an ongoing argument we've been having, which I am completely in the right about.
My supreme logic is, if i'm going to get bruises on my head/arms, I might as well get something out of it, and her boobs are really nice....so... eye for an eye... or in this case, head for a boob.
So in the end, I was able to walk away from the experience with happy memories.
2006-09-08 12:09:38 · update #1
*sigh* (rolling eyes, arms are crossed, tapping my right foot)
2006-09-08 11:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by Gothic Martha™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You were a lot nicer than I would have been.... I would have punched her in the stomach hard.
I'm just curious did groping a boob feel make her stop hitting you? If it did then Good Job! If it just made her want to hit you more then it was probably a bad idea.
Assaulting someone with a shoe is way worse than copping a feel.
2006-09-08 12:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that a little boob action is fair exchange for being whacked with a wooden shoe. I mean, this woman must have seen it coming. I think that's how most people would have reacted in a similar situation. Why just the other day some lady in my office took off her panty hose and tried to strangle me with them, so I gave her a little pinch on the a**.
2006-09-08 11:54:51 · answer #3 · answered by lynz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think grabbing the boob was worse. It's intimate.
You probably deserved to be beaten about the head and neck with a clog.
2006-09-08 12:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Crystal Violet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, why was she attacking you in the first place??? did you make a comment about her boobs or something?
I suppose it's not as bad (grabbing her boob) as her wailing on you. but I'm sure that pissed her off even MORE!!! lol
2006-09-08 11:53:22 · answer #5 · answered by one_sera_phim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where you ogling her and she noticed it. A good *** whipping is good especially if you cup a feel of big breast. It must of been embarassing to tell the cop you story...
Officer, the woman came out of nowhere and attacked me with her wooden shoes. I got a feel of her breasts as she was beatin me to a bloody pulp....lol.
2006-09-08 11:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by de_dark_angel71 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds ridiculous!Did you initiate her attacking you? You're saying she just started hitting you... well I think the boob grabing actually sounds funny.
2006-09-08 12:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by nashiranickel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds fair. You probably did less damage.
2006-09-08 11:55:43 · answer #8 · answered by spunk113 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-09-08 11:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by Stacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew
2006-09-08 12:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋