Someone tell me what the point is?

Answer 1

Ah, but then we would be in contravention of the point act 1963. You see the whole point is that the telling of the point is illegal. Not only that but it can only be told on certain days and to those already in the know. It is told on a need to know basis and by those who have the right to know. It is quite honestly stretching the point to tell you about the point.

Answer 2

I think you are assuming that there is a point. If there is, then can it be told verbally, and should it be told to you? But I think there is a point.