Sometimes the bible doesn't get things exactly right.
2006-09-08 11:00:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is somewhere in the Book of Mormon. The talking salamader tells about it.
2006-09-08 11:05:15 · update #1
You're a little off there. He actually choked on a big ham steak. Very scandalous because, of course, he was Jewish. That's the reason for the big cover up.
2006-09-08 11:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by τεκνον θεου 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
there became no Jesus body discovered on the time. some human beings from India believe that Jesus got here there and lived out his existence there until eventually round 80 years previous. both way and maximum significant, the God or better non secular Being that operated the Jesus body, fulfilled and finished his purpose and were provided that's Message out...
2016-11-06 22:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by bulman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being you are thinking about someone choking on a hot cross bun, make sure next time you eat one that you don't Choke. You might choke on something, being you make up false teachings of Jesus. Someday it might come back on you and when you are choking, think of Jesus and ask Him for Forgiveness. God Loves you , so don't try to use Him for a laugh. Take care and may God bless you and yours, Always. !
2006-09-08 12:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
John 19: 16-19
Pilate caved in to their demand. He turned him over to be crucified.
The Crucifixion
They took Jesus away. Carrying his cross, Jesus went out to the place called Skull Hill (the name in Hebrew is Golgotha), where they crucified him, and with him two others, one on each side, Jesus in the middle. Pilate wrote a sign and had it placed on the cross. It read:
jesus the nazarene
the king of the jews.
2006-09-08 11:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Go grab a dictionary...ok, now go to the words that begin with the letter "B"...look up the word "blasphemy"...then it might be a good idea for you to read the Bible. And while you're at it, you might wanna make a decision for Christ while there's still time on earth to do so. In the meantime, you can count on me to pray for your lost soul. May peace, love, grace, and mercy, which come from God our Father, be with you always.
2006-09-08 11:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by I♥him 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Larry,
What's sad about your case is that sometimes you actually do manage to put together a challenging and insightful question about Christianity that carries real merit. Maybe you ought to try and set aside your personal resentment and prejudices over whatever issues, probably sexual orientation, that have bothered you about Christianity and struggle to be a serious individual.
2006-09-08 12:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by wehwalt 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm You have obviously been misled...
According to The book of Mormon... He died on the cross....
As far as the talking Slamander..... The book tells the story of how Mark Hoffman died...
Maybe you'd better improve your research skills.....
2006-09-08 11:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by WizD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the Book of Moron--er, Mormon--is VERY accurate. The only book out there that is grossly inaccurate is that Holy Bible...all that rubbish about God so loving the world...who believes that and who needs it, anyway? Much more reasonable to just accept and enjoy the fact that I will be Ruler of my own planet one day. That's MUCH more sensible; don't you think??
*wink*
2006-09-08 11:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by peachy78 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Was Jesus British???
I don't think the British had invented Hot Cross Buns at the time of Jesus.
British Buns are great; try them sometimes. And please, don't get chocked on them.
2006-09-08 11:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think I'll stick with what the Bible says seeing how it's been proven historically accurate, repeatedly.
You need to do better research.
2006-09-08 11:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by creeklops 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋