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My boyfriend wants to beat my bottom with a hot frying pan.Is that weird?

2006-09-08 10:34:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

25 answers

JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK !!!

2006-09-08 19:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, I was in a hotel bedroom once, and it being a costume party I'd my Caveman Cozzy on, complete with this inflatable plastic club that looked like the clubs used by the Slag Brothers in Wacky Races.

It squeaked.

Thing is, there was this young woman, and she wanted to use this club to whack someone over the head while someone else took photos of the whole proceedings. Hence her urgent request to me in the bedroom:

"Hi. I want to grab a hold of your big inflatable club, right now!"

You couldnt't make it up ...

2006-09-08 21:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 0 1

i think that might be just a little bit too kinky for most tastes.

my wife still keeps on at me to wallpaper the bedroom and finish the painting jobs i started about 5 years ago .... now that is kinky.

2006-09-08 17:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

she wanted me to wear angel wings and a catsuit and i had to jump off the wardrobe and enter her hard she used to wear an american army helmet for some reason she spanked me with a fryin pan once we got a bit carried away and we lost the handle iv never seen her or it to this day as the bailiffs came and took her cos i had been drinkin the rent for 8 months

2006-09-08 19:01:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Its funny (sorry), the strangest was when i had sex with this guy and he kept saying to me "do you like a big fkn fat d**k in you!" and the worst thing it was that small i couldn't even feel it!! (sorry) x

2006-09-08 17:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by annabama 1 · 1 0

Tidy up

my wife is always asking me to do that in the bedroom

2006-09-08 17:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by The Mad cyclist 4 · 1 0

it's much better than hearing her say "quick go out the window. my husband just got home." although not quite as weird as being asked to use fruit to sodomize one woman while another woman licks your anus

2006-09-08 17:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i was asked to think up a strategy for world peace - as a strange kind of foreplay.

2006-09-08 17:40:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'll tell you what love, it's better than being hit on the *** with a spiked club

2006-09-08 17:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My wife asked me to make the bed,, very strange as I don't do housework, thats her job !!

2006-09-08 17:37:05 · answer #10 · answered by banditblue1200 4 · 3 0

My Ex wanted me to shag him while he was wearing high heels and tights and a wig !!!

ta ta
JJ Ireland

2006-09-08 17:44:38 · answer #11 · answered by irishjuddy 1 · 1 1

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