A guy phones up his Boss, but picks up the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm sorry he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . " he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . "
LMAO
Any Jokes?
Have a great day!!!
2006-09-08 09:56:10 · 18 answers · asked by TRANSLOPEDIA 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A young woman(a new teacher) was giving an assignment
to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and
asked, "What's so funny Pat?" "Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters." "Get out of my classroom." she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days." The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment,
she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is
an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks"What's so funny Billy?" "Well teacher, I just saw both of your garters." Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!"
This time the punishment is more severe,"I don't want to see you for three weeks." Embarrassed and frustrated,she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out laugh from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom."Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well
teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"
2006-09-08 12:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do think I am funny.
Although, I can't prove it to you by telling a joke. I am not really good at that. I like to do impressions, and act silly. My sarcasm is my humor.
2006-09-08 17:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by jagerchick80 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy phones up his Boss, but picks up the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm sorry he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . " he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . "
2006-09-08 16:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
nice joke have u haed of the paper joke? no well its too long to type i dont have enough little letter things to do it ask around though someone has to know it.... but proably not the version i know
2006-09-08 16:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by razer911 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Caliorian doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains asks her if she is sexually active.She says that she is not.An examination shows that she is pregnant.Asked why she said she was not sexually active,the woman replied,"I'm not,I just lie there." "Well,do you know who the father is? " the doctor asks with a puzzled look she replies,"No who?LOL
2006-09-08 17:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by silly_girl 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
thats messed up but a good one me and my husband laugh lol nice one
2006-09-08 17:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by vetta b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1
2006-09-08 16:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, in a morbid sense. I love it.
2006-09-08 16:58:35 · answer #8 · answered by Nails 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love it but i dont think my bf would get it ill give u a 10
2006-09-08 17:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke...tell it again!
2006-09-08 16:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by STONE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋