I wondered what all the fuss was about religion so I thought I would have a go at praying. But after a while I realised I was talking to myself.
If you would like to worship me please form an orderly queue below :0)
2006-09-08 08:40:01 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The fact that you are wondering means you are not omniscient and therefore not God.
Seek medical help before you try walking on water and drown...
2006-09-08 08:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by TheSlayor 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's no such thing as "God", don't fool yourselves.It's only nature that's got the upper hand and we think that this force should have human characteristics, because it suits us.We can make sense of something which is clearly above us if we imagine it has human properties.
2006-09-09 01:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by anna 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was that you I heard? I thought I was going mad.
By the way you wouldn't really like a ferrari, and size doesn't really matter so I won't be sending either, but keep up the good work.
PS Good post! :-)
2006-09-08 08:44:09 · answer #3 · answered by dust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe God wouldn't be on level 1, he would be answering a lot more prayers, perhaps that of a level 7 level...
and if you are... I have a few favours to ask. *whisper*
2006-09-08 08:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by Stroopwafel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may seem like you are just talking to yourself but trust me you are not God. Think aobut it a while and you will relize that their IS a god over you and his name is Jehovah.
2006-09-08 08:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by actresst22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF you are God, then why are you participating on yahoo questions and answers? Haven't you got more important things to do? (Just needed 2 more points for next level........thanks!!!)
2006-09-08 09:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by coolbythepool23# 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god the father
god the uncle
god the son
Makes since to me.
2006-09-08 10:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by lilith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, im fukin god n evry1 nos dis part frum da wnkers on dis erf.
now bow down 2 me or ill com n shuv me dik up ur a$$hole
2006-09-08 09:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by shag_me_sideways 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry mate , Your not God..... he works down my local chip shop with a bloke that thinks he's Elvis...
2006-09-08 08:52:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is all knowing - since you have to ask you are not all knowing, therefore you are NOT God.
2006-09-08 08:45:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋