I fired my secretary today because...
Yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy
Birthday", As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any "Happy
Birthday". I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss,
"Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess
not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying
a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of
our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked
2006-09-08 07:57:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats very funny..i didn't expect that..You made my day
2006-09-08 08:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny! 10/10 I don't know what's funnier the naked man or the people singing "Happy Birthday."
2006-09-08 15:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the funniest hing i have heard in awhile.. thank you
2006-09-08 15:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by jessdawne2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny I was not expecting that, good one
2006-09-08 15:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew that one, but it was still a good joke
2006-09-08 15:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its actually not that funny.
2006-09-08 18:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ... that was so... !!!
OMG naked =)) this was so unpredictable ..
2006-09-08 15:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-09-08 15:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious... good job!!!! lol... hahaha....
2006-09-08 15:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋