2006-09-08 07:49:44 · 17 answers · asked by CindayYEAHYYYY 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
2006-09-08 08:23:20 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i give you this i can i have 10 POINTS.
ur momma's so fat she makes whales look like dolphins
Yo mama's so hairy, she has little fros on her nipples
Yo mama so ugly, when she steps in front of the mirror, her reflection ducks.
Yo momma soooooo stupid, she put a cell phone in her butt, and then i asked her what she was doing, she said she was making a booty call
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw a sign that said wet floor...... so she peed!
Yo momma is so Stupid when she was depressed she tried to commit suicide by jumping of a side walk !
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo momma's so stupid she jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma so huge, she made King Kong her pet monkey!
That jumping off the sidewalk one (scroll up) was pretty stupid!
Your Mama smells so bad she made Right Guard go left.......
Yo Mama so ugly, You're the main reason Condoms were invented, which is why you should've been swallowed!
yo' momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!
Yo Mama so fat when she walked in to Jenny Craig they said, "Sorry! We DON'T do Miracles!"
Yo momma so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she turned around and said "who threw that rock?!!!"
YO MOMMA SO SMALL, SHE POSES FOR TROPHIES!! HAHA
Yo momma is so fat people jog around her to get exercise!!!
Yo mommas so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third place
2006-09-08 08:01:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so slow the molasses drowned her.
2006-09-08 08:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya mama so black she triped down the stais and burnt rubber..
ya mama so fat she jumped up n got stuck...
ya mama so fat after sex she smokes turkeys.
ya mama so short she pose for bowling trophys.
ya mama so short she swing her feet on a curb...
ya mama so short she hang glide on a dorito....
ya mama teeth so rotten it look lick she gotta mouth full of dice..
ya mama so fat her blood type is yoohoo...
ya mama so fat she got on a scale it read error to many ppl on
ya mama so skinney she carve pumpkins with her elbow....
2006-09-08 08:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by lucihini_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama has so many problems, She made Doctor Phil call his momma and say he loved her- OHHHHHH!
2006-09-08 07:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by Thin King 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so dumb, she's still starin at the carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate"
2006-09-08 07:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by BadGirlGimpy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's armpit are so hairy I thought she had king kong in a head lock
2006-09-08 08:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by brenda g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so dumb...she put a ruler beside her bed to see how "long" she slept.
2006-09-08 07:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat when she goes swimming, people think it's a buoy with hair!!!
2006-09-08 07:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by Not Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so black she went to night school and got marked absent! Ohhhhh! dats a good one huh?......Ha! lol
2006-09-08 09:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥~Piglet~♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat instead of an STD, she gave me cholesterol.
Yo momma so fat when we play king of the hill, she's da hill.
2006-09-08 10:09:51 · answer #11 · answered by OPrime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋