2006-09-08 07:42:00 · 32 answers · asked by A True Gentleman 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Also, did you hear about the two burglars who stole a calender? They each got six months.
2006-09-08 07:56:30 · update #1
Ha ha ha ha lol. very good I remember this one.
2006-09-08 07:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by angelcake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-06 22:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
News Just in the Police have put an ABP out for "2 Armed Men"
2006-09-08 07:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The burglars also stole all the mirrors,police said they have nothing to
look into
2006-09-08 08:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes also a large hole has opend up on the M6, police are looking into it.
They are also investigating the theft of 3 tons of manure. Apparently they are on the scent.
The theft of 20 dogs is also causing problems, the police are asking for leads.
Finaly a rare tree has been stolen, special branch has been informed.
2006-09-08 07:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I heard about the truckload of Viagra that was stolen. Police were said to be looking for a couple of hardened criminals in that case.
2006-09-08 16:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget the psychic midget escaping from prison and the headline saying "Small Medium at Large"
2006-09-08 11:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they didn't take all the shithouses,they left one behind to make a comment about the disappearance of the others
2006-09-10 00:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They also stole the urine samples.
A spokesman for the police said "they were just taking the pi55"
2006-09-08 07:50:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too bad they didnt take the lie-detector as well
2006-09-08 07:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheh cute man:)
2006-09-08 07:48:49 · answer #11 · answered by Stacy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋