My g/f's boss is coming for dinner. He is an a-hole, constantly sexually harrassing all of his employees at the Tasty Freeze Factory. My g/f wants to get even. She wants me to mix some of my bodily fluids (if you get my drift) in his soup, and other assorted disgusting crap into the main entree. What would be the proper etiquette here. The man is a total pig. Are we being petty?
2006-09-08 07:24:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Man this guy must be really bad! Why is he coming in the first place?
Being the "joker" that I am, I would cook the best meal possible, not much, but just enough. Before I get to the main course I would serve a shrimp salad, Turkey strips, ham strips, boiled eggs sliced with tomato wedges, and croutons, with a wine vinagar sauce. It you have a grill you cook it outside, or purchase a rid roast and cook it very slow in the oven, with lots of salt, and spices. If you can get hold of a salt block that would be great.
Her goes. Say you cook a rid eye about 1" thick I would by a bottle of "Magnesium Citrate" that comes in 10oz bottles. You can get them at the druck store. This is the liquid that "cleans" you out before a, say a lower colon exam. I had to take some recently and stayed in the bathroom most of the night.
You may want to add some steak marinade at the last to make sure the taste is gone. I forgot this liquid is so salty it is unreal, so don't put any salt on the steak. But make sure you disguise the Citrate with a regular marinade.
For dessert you can have chocolate ice cream with a chocolate "laxative" melted and poured over the cream.
Or better yet, just make a chocolate pie and do it that way...
After the citrate in the Rib eye I doubt he will make it to the bathroom. Take up the toilet paper also..This is cruel..But sounds like a winner on this end.
2006-09-08 08:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by virginiamayoaunt 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yea you're being pretty petty....
Why does she still work there? Isn't there a way to complain to the proper authorities--or has anyone tried?
You wouldn't want to do anything that puts you in a position where you can be charged--for instance if he gets sick.
The idea of you can catch more flies with honey than vinager sticks out here--why not have him over for a nice meal, and suggest to him that she is thankful that he came over & shared a nice meal with her family.
As well, that she is quitting and wanted to thank him for his support & wants a reference letter. Then she sticks to that!
Surely there is other jobs around?!!
2006-09-08 14:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by belligerent assistant 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a roomie or a boyfriend? If he's so gross why are you having him to dinner? And if he's that bad, why isn't someone pressing charges?
Seems like having him to dinner is just making it OK for him to be a pig, and he may get the wrong idea from such a friendly gesture.
And yes, that's gross-- what are you supposed to eat while he eats your stool, or whatever?
Geez, I clicked on this so I could suggest lasagna!
2006-09-08 14:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
As tempting as it may be, don't stoup to his level. Is there a human rights department you can talk to or get him on video harassing them or get everyone together and make a complaint... that will build your case.
If you do as suggested above, he might like it and want to come back for more....
2006-09-08 14:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Serve tuna helper and kool aid. Tell her boss you guys don't make enough money and both of you need raises.
2006-09-08 14:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your gf can lose her job...
you and your gf can go to jail.
you'll be all over the news.
and remember KARMA... for whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap. treat others as you would like to be treated. I would never have someone i didn't like hanging out and having dinner in my home...
it may not be easy, but please do the right thing. would you like it if someone put nasty things in your food?
2006-09-08 14:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by ŧťŠ4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh just poison the ******* and ditch his greasy body in a rock quarry you spineless jelly fish.
2006-09-08 14:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do it. and be sure to tell him about it
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2006-09-08 14:28:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the perfect idea, add some EXLAX, to his meal or desert ha,ha ! Then watch the poop hit the fan, ha,ha !
2006-09-08 14:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by yvonne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are being petty! just serve a nice dinner and pray for him!
2006-09-08 14:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by angelwinks619@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋