The Titanic is going to sink....Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then an Italian asks the nearby,Santa in the ship. Italian : How far is land from here ? Santa : Two miles. Italian : Only two miles, then why are these fools making so much noise. The Italian dives into the sea and then comes back to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side is the land two miles from here ? Santa: Downwards......
2006-09-08 07:10:28 · 35 answers · asked by Pradyumn 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I didn't know Santa was on the Titanic.
2006-09-08 07:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Santa?
2006-09-08 07:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by City hunter 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the santa means the land is down as in the sea bed
2006-09-08 07:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by sensual 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey nice joke!! i think itz the part where the italian asks SANTA wherez the nearest land and then swims away and then back again to find out the nearest land is under him and thatz why everyone was sreaming
2006-09-08 07:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by Big_J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is a sick joke, did the Italian try to swim down to reach land after asking santa???
2006-09-08 07:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by rickinobetz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa: Downwards.....
2006-09-08 07:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yikes because the only land at all around the titanic is the ground of the ocean
2006-09-08 07:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fact that Santa was on the ship............everybody KNOWS that Santa is still alive!!!!
(silly joke, tho) !!!
2006-09-08 07:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't quit you day job anytime soon. That was terrible; how can you even call that a joke? Jokes are supposed to be funny, humorous...
2006-09-08 07:23:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, because no one likes Italians!
2006-09-08 07:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by s_e_e 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋