The Jewish holidays explained in three sentences:
They tried to kill us
We survived
Let's eat!
2006-09-08 06:39:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Quantrill37: It's a joke, for pete's sake!
White Tiger: I'm not ignorant! I'm Jewish and it's not called a "pass over feast". It's called a Pesach Seder and I've been to two every year since I was 3 years old. BTW, I'm 59 now.
2006-09-08 08:25:31 · update #1
Oh, come on! It's a joke, for god's sake.
It is funny and true, don't let them bring you down.
2006-09-08 08:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by yotg 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's been around the block many times.
It's also really only applicable to Passover, Purim and Channukah. The other major holidays, Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, Shavuot and Sukkot don't have the theme of redemption from an external enemy.
2006-09-08 13:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by Jack 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flawed
The vast majority of Jewish holidays have nothing to do with that topic.
2006-09-08 13:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to be ignorant to say that. Have you ever eaten a pass over feast. It is very humbling.
I have done something similar to that.
2006-09-08 13:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Investigation Specialist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not Jewish and I've never heard of those sentences.
2006-09-08 13:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. it shows the jewish people's power to survive and go and living.
2006-09-08 13:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by scififed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's from a movie or Jon Stweart, I think
2006-09-08 13:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by Big Larry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hadn't heard that.i like it
2006-09-08 13:42:07 · answer #8 · answered by denny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋