Lets play before we poen our holy babbles!
2006-09-08 06:37:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yeah, i spelled "open" wrong
2006-09-08 06:41:04 · update #1
I like teasing southern baptists
2006-09-08 06:43:26 · update #2
you spelled open wrong
2006-09-08 06:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A church welcomed all denominations but preferred tens and twenties.
When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
When a priest makes a mistake in church it's a clerical error.
A cathedral was damaged by weapons of mass destruction.
The truly enlightened have homes with two Karma garages.
When priests have a good idea they are supposed to parish the thought.
A one-legged monk became a bell-hop.
Priests make sure they use the correct syn-tax.
A reformed arsonist was in confession. He began, "Bless me Father for I have singed."
The minister broke his leg and became a lay man.
To stay fit the priest exorcises.
Two churches being built in a race to completion were on a steeple chase.
The rabbi became a professional golfer because he was good at making the cut.
A farmer brought a bucket of milk to church so it could be pastorized.
Twin monks who rang church bells died. They were dead ringers.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
2006-09-08 13:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by Olive Green Eyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do so love religious puns....
One of my favs is to respond to a Xtians questions with "Jesus Christ! You cant be serious!"
2006-09-08 13:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about Atheist babbles?
2006-09-08 13:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, don't much care for them personally, but to each his/her own.
2006-09-08 13:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This wasn't a pun.
2006-09-08 13:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by irenaadler 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honestly, I have heard much better and funnier ones than this....
2006-09-08 13:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by MM 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love 'em, wish I was 'punny'
2006-09-08 13:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-08 13:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by Boring guy wastes time on Yahoo! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-09-08 13:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Funchy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋