I think the second option would be a little too cruel.
2006-09-08 05:53:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Anything but the priest! Anything but the priest! Mercy! Mercy! Throw water on meeeeee!
2006-09-08 06:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by warehaus 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah, OK.
Yes, hand that flesh over to the evangelical priest for burning.
Wait, do witches actually exist.
What to do ?
The Bible Numbers 31:17 - 18
Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman
who has slept with a man, but save for
yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.
Or
The Bible Exodus 22:16
"If a man seduces a virgin who is not pledged to be married and sleeps with her, he must pay the bride-price, and she shall be his wife.
Dude, you might want to let that one go.
Have a blessed day.
2006-09-08 15:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And how would you have caught her? And, why do people think that only women can be witches? Men can be witches as well, they are not called warlocks or wizards simply because they are male.
Enough with the witch bashing! We don't go around bashing Christianity or Judaism, or Islam.
2006-09-08 14:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by Seph7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A true witch would have useful powers. Fall in love with her and marry her!
2006-09-08 12:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Michael B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you are a complete idiot. Maybe you should consider checking yourself into the local mental hospital. You need to learn to love... karma is a *****.
2006-09-08 13:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by bubbles_n_ar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe (s)he isn't really a witch. Maybe (s)he just ate something made with moldy wheat. Thats what happened in Salem.
2006-09-08 12:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring her to Salem, buy her a store, and live the rest of your life off the profits.
2006-09-08 12:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by Alexis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feast. Witches are tasty ;o)
2006-09-08 13:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by Kithy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should ask her to marry you and make her cast spells on the people that you don't like...and then take her broomstick and ride it around, cause riding a broomstick would be fun.
2006-09-08 13:03:09 · answer #9 · answered by DikkiJones 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, when did you stop forgiving? Loving everyone? What's happened to you? As of now, this moment, I am no longer a believer. I trusted you....
2006-09-08 13:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Brooke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋