and they were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office
and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
2006-09-08 05:51:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To which the group replied, "Then we'll take the check mate."
2006-09-08 05:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by JannahLee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahhahhahhahhahahahahahah funny funny funny.......
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for
a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him
a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try
to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but, married men are a lot
more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women some-
how deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
2006-09-08 07:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A haggard previous lady is driving in a fancy lodge's elevator. on the 2d floor, a captivating lady steps on, smelling divine. She arrogantly says to the previous lady, "Georgio, $a hundred an oz.." on the subsequent floor, an the two captivating women steps on, smelling amazing besides. She turns to the two different women and says, "Chanel, $one hundred fifty an oz.." The previous lady's floor is drawing close and since the doors open, she seems at the two youthful girls, bends over, breaks wind and says, "Broccoli, 40 9 cents a pound."
2017-01-05 06:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's an old one. This joke usually gets recycled among chess players every year around Christmas.
2006-09-08 11:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Blueghost73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute...my husband is a Chess-Nut, I'll have to tell it to him....Thank You!
2006-09-08 05:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by chartneck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow dat waz realy good ans ill tell all my m8s dat tnx!
good luck and wow ur on level 4 im only on level 1 boo hoo!
hehe
2006-09-08 06:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by x <3 Laurz <3 x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to stay the night
2006-09-08 05:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by longroad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny that I didn't laugh.
2006-09-08 06:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by hpneil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I not sure about that one.
2006-09-08 06:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
herry
2006-09-08 09:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋