any good jokes on George W.???

Question

Please don't give me a website link.

Answer 1

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive symptoms of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only few years ago in a Texas Bush.

Answer 2

What did Dick Cheney say to George Bush senior after he suggested to his son George W.that he run for president ?

You oughtna done that to your boy , he may have had fun sometime ! umm hmm

Answer 3

George W ... well he IS a joke (if that counts)

Answer 4

Why did Osama bin Laden murder his lover on their first night of passion?
She got rid of her panties and all he saw was a little Bush...

Answer 5

if i was on level 2 i would rate you ^ the best answer. that is terrific! thanx barely_there

Answer 6

he's a terrorist, now that's no joke!.....muahahahahaha!