there is a mirror in downtown new york that if you tell a lie you will get sucked in and never come back. but if you tell the truth you will get one wish.
a brunette come in and say, 'i am the most beautiful woman in the world' and she gets sucked in
a red head comes in and says,'i am the most beautiful woman in the world' and she gets sucked in
then a blonde comes in and says 'i think...' and she gets sucked in
2006-09-08 05:20:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Same blonde on her way to Denver. She has tickets for coach but sits in first class, opens her book and starts to read. The stewartess comes over and says ticket please and then proceeds to tell the blonde that she is sitting in the wrong section she has ticket for coach and asks her to leave. The blonde replies, I am beautiful I am blonde, im going to denver and I aint moving. Stunned the stewartess tells her boss of the mishaps, so he decides to go over and talk to the blonde. She says, I am beautiful, I am blonde I am going to denver and i aint moving. Both are now dumb founded and as they are talking, the pilot says I am married to a blonde and Ill show you how to handle the situation. So he goes to talk to the blonde after a few minutes they notice the blonde closes her book packs her stuff and moves to coach, confused they ask the pilot How did you get her to move?
Easy he said "I told her first class doesn't go to Denver!
2006-09-08 05:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
honestly they frequently do. some mirrors, as unusual because it may look, are made from kinds of glass. some makes you look skinnier and some makes you look... properly you know what I propose. they're isn't a unmarried mirror contained in the international that could allow you to know the comprehensive actuality about your visual attraction.
2016-11-25 20:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by sangster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then they ended up in a strange deserted island together. They discovered a magic lamp and that the genie in it could grant them a wish each.
the brunette say "i want to travel to las vegas where i always wanted to go."
-zap- teleported instantly
the red head says, "i want to go home where i came from"
-zap- teleported back to new york
the blonde says, "im so bored without them, i wished they were back here to accompany mi"
O_o
2006-09-08 05:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Even though I'm a blonde, that was a great joke! Thank you!
2006-09-08 05:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by chartneck 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Juan:
"I just put a question on Yahoo answers" and he got sucked in
2006-09-08 05:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by Bistro 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That made me laugh out loud at work.... a couple people are looking at me right now. HAHAHAHA..... that's a great joke!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day!!!
2006-09-08 05:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-08 12:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Hicktown girl66 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha...
That's a cute one
2006-09-08 05:22:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no i would not lie to that mirror thats for sure
2006-09-08 05:23:38 · answer #9 · answered by Starlesha23 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh snap that was funny lol. thx
2006-09-08 05:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋