2006-09-08 05:03:26 · 13 answers · asked by Hacker 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke goes that he found out that "Kemosabe" meant "horse's ***" (when all along he had believed it to be a term of respect and/or friendship).
2006-09-08 06:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by Sangmo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because when they were surrounded by fierce Apaches, The Lone Ranger looked over at Tonto and said," Old pal, looks like we die today". Tonto then replied," What you mean "we",paleface!"
2006-09-08 18:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because he wanted to be a 'Lone' ranger
2006-09-08 12:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by philipscottbrooks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because, every time he met him, when he wasn't wearing his mask,Tonto would go into his fake " HO my God, I would never have known it was you, if you hadn't told me!", routine.
2006-09-09 15:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he kept taking Silver.
2006-09-09 00:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He found out that he was cheating on him?
2006-09-08 12:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he was "tont"ing him? I haven't the slightest idea.
2006-09-08 12:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by rostajparker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he would not leave his six gun alone
2006-09-08 12:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he wanted him dead,
and then he took his body to the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump....
2006-09-09 13:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side.
2006-09-08 12:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by Proud to be an American 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋