What if we could CLONE Jesus, but President Bush is just suppressing the technology because he knows he's going to Hell when that happens. Plus, we could make a bunch of Jesi so that you can't kill them all (hey if he can be a trinity, he could be a googleplex)
2006-09-08 04:44:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How can you clone Jesus if he ascended?
2006-09-08 04:46:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am liking where this is going LOL wouldn't that just screw up everything. UM lets imagine end of days would happen much sooner or never cause Jesus in the flesh can be held captive and the world could go on the way it is or he could cause a great healing to accur so our love ones that are sick can get better. but the war between the US army and bush verses Jesus and a army of angels and satans little twist on things should create a very interesting war then in the end Jesus is gona win so god would cast satan and bush to the burning core of the earth. MMMMM I will have to think about this somemore.
LOL could you imagine what that would do to bible thumpers? LOL Jesus is coming YES TODAY!!!!!!!! HA HA HA mmmmm did I lose that number to that guy thats a biological chemist lets seee mmmmm.
2006-09-08 04:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by Sandra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just think, with an army of Jesi would be like a walking Olive Garden. Unlimited bread!! And all the fish you'd want (considering a rowdy, wiseass faction of the Jesi army would probably turn all the world's oceans into wine, all the fish would come highly intoxicated and simmer with a nice chianti flavor)
2006-09-08 05:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by tearsofepiphany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus cannot be resurrected. That has already happened. So there would be no place for his dna to be needed. Who knows if Bush is going to hell or nor? If you judge someone you have to be able to walk a few miles in there shoes to be able to tell if you would have made the same decisions based on information you had at the time.
2006-09-08 04:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some each body is misinformed about this. even as a guy and a woman social gathering, like one yet another tons (some may even say love), they have sex. Then, his sperm fertilizes her egg and 9 months later VOILA a toddler is born! this isn't precisely what takes position with stem cellular study. we are no longer taking a fetus and turning it into Frankenstein. we are taking stem cells out of someone's body and utilising to recreate something (no longer someone). operating example, in Finland, a guy replaced into lacking the better area of his jaw. They used stem cells to regrow his top jaw interior of his own body. To me, it truly is not any longer something short of wonderful. tell me, stem cellular naysayers, might want to you deny your self the chance to seem remotely popular with the help of no longer agreeing to regrow your jaw with the help of stem cellular study? i'd not, i might want to be the first to enroll. Brandon edit: For those of you who do not shop up with technology, it truly is been shown that you'll create a stem cellular with out the destruction of an embryo. it is largely in it truly is infancy, no destruction of the embryo, yet what do you imagine about that now?
2016-11-25 20:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After His death, burial, and resurrection, Jesus returned to heaven. His resurrection couldn't possibly depend on DNA and stem cells because of that. The question is moot.
2006-09-08 05:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes George Bush the anti-christ
2006-09-08 06:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by how dare I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first youd have to produce a body of christ, which if that happens means he wasnt god, so,
cause according to their mythology in acts 1:9-11 he "rose up" and ascended to the sky
2006-09-08 04:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, an army of jesuses, think he would turn lake superior into wine? that would be cool! i think the first thing he would do would be to take out the scientists that made him for playing gods role in life
2006-09-08 04:53:18 · answer #9 · answered by lheitjan_01 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
Send in the clones.
2006-09-08 04:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋