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My friend was really late for her appointment with the gynaecologist and although she always made a special effort over hygiene when making such visits, this time she really had to cut corners. She grabbed the washcloth beside the sink and gave herself a hurried clean and put the cloth into the washing machine and sped off hoping not to be late -- she made it just in time and was taken straight in. She knew the procedure, jumped on the table with legs apart and pretended she was in Paris or anywhere. She was surprised when the doc commented that she had really made a special effort --thought nothing more about it and was just happy that her session had finished.
When she got home her 6 year old daughter was in tears and cried "mummy, where's my washcloth?"
She told her daughter not to worry --just get a clean one from the cupboard.

No, No cried her daughter -- I need the one I left by the sink -- it had all my sparkles & glitter saved inside it !!!

2006-09-08 04:13:10 · 18 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Good one mate.
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?/
A genealogist looks up the family tree and a gynaecologist looks up the family bush.

2006-09-08 05:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0 0

she would be in a position to in all probability attempt your blood glucose tiers, they soak as much as a week to return decrease back or that long for the docs place of work to call. Then she would be in a position to refer you to a specialist in Diabetes or refer you on your loved ones surgeon. i found out 2 years in the past i'm a style 2 diabetic, stunned me, and there is not any diabetes in my relatives.

2016-09-30 11:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by elidia 4 · 0 0

I'm pretty careful but i'm never in too much of a hurry to notice something like that. It's much easier just to douche and just shower before u go.

2006-09-08 04:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Believe it or not I have actually seen something very similar to this in real life

2006-09-08 04:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by voiceofreason 2 · 1 0

If it was "glow in the dark" glitter .... her hubby or bf would have said the same thing as the OBY/GN. hahahaha What fun!!!

2006-09-08 07:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by hondo1974 2 · 0 0

An oldie, but a goodie

2006-09-08 06:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by =[`] 1 · 0 0

lol that was good, didnt see the end turning out like that

2006-09-09 00:08:48 · answer #7 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0 0

At least she tried

2006-09-08 22:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by oldbutwise 2 · 0 0

that's a good one

2006-09-08 11:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0 0

LOL, I hope that never happens to me.

2006-09-08 04:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 4 · 0 0

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