A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room where the doctor started to examine the baby. He looked concerned when he checked the baby's weight and asked the woman if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed" she replied.
"Please strip down to the waist" the doctor ordered.
The woman did as requested and the doctor started to examine her breasts.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded and rubbed both breasts in a detailed examination.
Finally, he motioned for her to get dressed.
"I am not surprised that this baby is so underweight. You don't have any milk".
"I know" replied the woman. "I am the child's grandma, ---- but I'm really glad I came over"
2006-09-08 04:00:03 · 19 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT IS A MINT JOKE.WAS THE ONE ABOUT THE WASHCLOTH TRUE.
2006-09-09 09:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by SPONGEBOB 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I breast fed my daughter in public... yet i became discreet approximately it ie i could take a seat in a corner and pull my extraordinary over the boob and the buggy at ingredient of it. additionally, if in eating places that they had a room with like chairs or stuff in order that mums ought to feed their toddlers then that is greater desirable and greater soft for the mother and quieter for the child. i could av favourite that yet maximum places dont have the properly suited centers.
2017-01-05 06:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pardon?
2006-09-10 19:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woman walks into supermarket with her breast hanging out.....manager says you can`t come in here like that..................
woman replies "oh s**t i`ve left the baby on the bus""
i thank you
2006-09-08 04:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by musicman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic Joke. i guess granma needed some T. L. C.
2006-09-09 22:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by jennifer p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA...Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-08 04:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by blueyes2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yum yum granny breasts
2006-09-08 04:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
that brought a smile to my face! nice one ta.
2006-09-08 04:02:24 · answer #8 · answered by DEMON 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-08 04:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by bullatpool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spafe
2006-09-08 04:04:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋