and did you apologize for it after you saw the consequences of your actions?
2006-09-08 03:58:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I turned it inside out and made myself into a girl ... I'm so sorry I did that!
2006-09-08 04:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The worst thing I ever did to it was bang an ugly chick, and I apologized the morning after. I felt bad.
2006-09-08 11:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I acted like I was it's best friend so it would tell me all it's secret hopes and dreams...then I turned around and exposed it for the faker it is. It still hates me to this day.
2006-09-08 11:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by MonsterMash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I let a girl go down on my who had no clue what she was doing. She thought guys liked it when she used her teeth. That's why I only hook up with old ladies and I make them take out their dentures first.
2006-09-08 11:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by alynnemgb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slamming the toilet cover on it. I was just two and when peeing, my tiny little weenie just reached the exact point where the cover meets the toilet. I guess peeing on my Pampers was easier.
2006-09-08 11:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Twisted&Demented 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I deprived it for a year of sexual contact with vaginas. No apologies, I don't believe in them.
2006-09-08 11:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by hpneil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
personally i don't have one but i once saw my husband hurt his. the dog was trying to sniff it so he went to hit the dog. he missed and hit his penis really hard. i thought it was funny
2006-09-08 11:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by jacemo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stuck it in a beehive...
Whatever, I take good care of the lil guy...so does the wife...
2006-09-08 11:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never grew one...that's prolly the worst. *loves being a girl*
2006-09-08 11:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I set mine on fire with rubbing alcohol - it was cool. And no apologies.
2006-09-08 11:23:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋