Think of the advantages. I can have sex with whomever I want. I can take your money, your time, I can brainwash you. If I'm lucky I can live outside the law, not paying taxes, and not working. All I have to do is be and enjoy. If you leave me, or there's trouble I'll just promise that there's a heaven up there. And you will buy it!
2006-09-08 03:49:12 · 21 answers · asked by slyintellectual 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I won't join yours, but you've just convinced me to start my own. Want to join MINE? I have water that will purify you. I can't tell you why it's so pure, you just have to believe me. If you don't believe me, well...here, have some Kool-Aid.
*evil grin*
2006-09-08 08:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maximum cult leaders initiate with their very own parish. seem up Jim Jones or David Koresh for more desirable information. more desirable proper yet, there replaced right into a cutting-edge documentary on Jonestown in 2006... watch that. for sure, i'd not get everywhere close to a cult like that. you may want to initiate someplace else to get everybody on your cult besides sheeple. possibly in case you began with something more desirable jokey, like coming up a sparkling faith around the IPU and including practices that comprise issues people like, like sex/porn and liquor. and also you've warm, youthful, seductive ladies going door to door to get recruits. appears like a formula for fulfillment to me.
2016-11-25 20:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Happens everyday in Los Angeles. You don't need to start a cult to join, just move on over.
2006-09-08 03:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Jibba Jabba dude; it's not the Mormons as you think. Warren Jeffs has no link with the Salt Lake Headquartered Church. If he had been, he'd been excommunicated by now.
2006-09-08 03:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can fool some of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time but you can't fool all the people all of the time. be careful or you might get in trouble with various branches of the government and the people whom you're trying to take advantage of.
2006-09-08 03:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might be risky - the delusion market is pretty well covered these days by the big brand names.
2006-09-08 04:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No and no--cults created by man are sinful--and usually involve a twisted imagination.
2006-09-08 03:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by CatholicMOM 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like.. Warren Jeffs tried to do?
2006-09-08 03:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you've advertised it BOZO! It's no longer a cult.
2006-09-08 03:53:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does this end with Hawaiian Punch?
2006-09-08 03:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋