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2006-09-08 03:48:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
no - NOT the dog's penis - the man's
2006-09-08 03:49:10 · update #1
I think dog is the code name for penis....you play with your penis like you do your dog. You pet it and stroke it and when you hit the right spot it starts to drool.
2006-09-08 03:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes it's true a dog is really mans best friend then his penis.
2006-09-08 04:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by a_raveneau 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if I had a dog, I could live with the fact that someday he wouldn't be around. My penis on the other hand...not so much.
2006-09-08 03:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by Chris D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the way he licks himself I would say that my dog is his penis's best friend.
2006-09-08 04:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the dog... If its a great dog then sure it can be his best friend... but if he doesnt even have a dog then his penis is definatly the best...
2006-09-08 03:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Reaction 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog because he can use the dog to lick his penis
2006-09-08 03:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by jacemo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think a man's penis is his WORST enemy because it gets him into a lot of trouble.
2006-09-08 03:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by bellita_716 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog is not my penis. One is hairy, large and smelly, and the other likes to eat Alpo.
2006-09-08 03:50:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will go with penis!
2006-09-08 03:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both - you walk the dog and you **** the penis.
2006-09-08 03:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋