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I was walking by the highway desert with Shep when all of a sudden...

2006-09-08 03:15:36 · 9 answers · asked by GoateeBoy 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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i saw a lake full of fresh water and there r flowers and trees out there. and i sat there for sometime and suddenly a sweet voice came and i looked back and do you know what i saw i saw a beautiful women she looked like an angel. she like the shep and i gave her one to play with. we both talked and we both fell in love. and there is vilan who tried to seperate us but as u know always heros win so i won. me and that girl get married and lived happily ever after with so many children in that ever green desert

2006-09-08 03:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Shep turned to me and said i am you and you are me therefore how can we both possibly be. The rain in desert can bring back from death, The air in desert leaves sand on my breath. The frog that jumped spoke in tongues, We hide in shade and fear the sun. Then I told him to put down the peyote and shut the f*ck up! We need some damn water.

2006-09-08 03:21:58 · answer #2 · answered by souless one 4 · 0 0

A spaceship landed right in front of me! Out came the most beautiful creatures i'd ever seen, Glowing of the purest white light and deep blue eyes!! The leader approached me and asked me what i was doing out there all by myself. When i explained i was just walking my dog he got a quizical expression, looked at my dog and looked back at me.

I explained to him Shep was my pet and that i loved him like family.

He invited us both to board the ship to get to know us better.

I felt so comfortable with them that i seriously considered doing it. as the crowd of aliens gathered around us to admire/inspect us, we began to walk to the door of the ship. The most wonderful feeling of love and friendship overtook me and i began to cry from joy!

When he asked why my face was leaking, i tried to tell him of my total joy and he placed his hand over my heart, his white lite glowed even brighter and he too began to cry.

The crowd then joined hands to share the feelings and we all stood there, smiling and crying with sheer happiness.

A new friendship was then born of human and alien. Our 2 worlds made contact and formed a bond that would benefit both as they had needs we could fulfill and vice versa

The wars were stopped, there was no hunger anymore. Human and aliend from there lived in peace.

2006-09-08 03:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by koleebear 4 · 0 0

shep turned around and i saw that
he had grown horns on his forehead and then the earth opened up and
shep grabbed my arm and dragged me kicking and screaming to the neverending depths of despair...

2006-09-08 03:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by gigi 3 · 0 0

david came..,took the shep & said " you shouldn't have wondered this far...you just miss the party. "

2006-09-08 03:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by james ian h 3 · 0 0

an italian german shepard from mexico fell from the sky and asked me for a cigarette

then i gave it one and it took a drag and said
in a smooth voice

.....where u from dawg

i said america

it said

....oh so u just visitin and ****?

i said yeh
then he saw my girlfriend and said

damn ***** is dat ya chick?
i will wax that azz into next 2zday

and i said..uhm yeh

and then bill clinton came and said
oh excuse me thats my dog he gets that way
come on biggie smalls

then the dog said to me aight homie good talkin 2 you

then bill clinton said peace G
and they left

2006-09-08 03:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've been through the desert on a sheep with no name......

2006-09-08 03:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by pump_runner 2 · 0 0

a frog jumped off sands and ask you for a candy baaaar

2006-09-08 03:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i woke up next t my partner licking the foot

2006-09-08 03:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by psycadelic 3 · 0 0

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