Little David went on a class trip to see a working farm. When he came home his Mother asked if he had enjoyed it.
"Yes, it was great. We saw sheep, horses, goats, and some fine f****rs"!
"Mercy"! exclaimed his Mother, " I know what sheep and the rest are, but what is a fine f****r"?!
Little David replied, "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk".
"Well, who said they were called, er, um, f****rs"?
David answered, "That was our teacher. She actually said they were "fine effers", but we all knew what she really meant"!
2006-09-08 03:03:52 · 13 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! thx for the laughs...hve a good one..:)
2006-09-08 04:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny I got one for you though
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your t**s dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
2006-09-08 11:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!
2006-09-08 10:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you just hit a 10 on the corny scale, but it was very funny!!!! Now, I gotta go show Helga my viener! Ha! Ha! Sorry! couldn't resist.
2006-09-09 11:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy walks in to his doctors office and yells doc my penis is broken the doctor looks puzzeld and says tell me what happend hes begins to explain well i live in this tralor village and next to me is this beautiful lady who is built like a brick house and i see here every nite pull a hot dog out of the freezer and shove it in a hole and ride the hell out of it and one night i thought to my self thats sum good P**** going to waste so I decided to crawl under her traylor one nite and when she put the hot dog in the hole i would replaced it with my penis every thing was going good she was really gettin in to it and just before i was getting ready to finish the door bell rang and she tried to kick the hot dog under her bed!!!!
2006-09-08 12:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by lucihini_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kind of funny
2006-09-08 10:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by infiniteentropickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Old, but cute.
2006-09-08 10:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2006-09-08 10:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is fine effers?
2006-09-08 10:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ lavender baby ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good!!
2006-09-08 10:07:02 · answer #10 · answered by TIFFANY P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋