He was 14 and horny It was a cold and lonley night when a little boy discovered Yahoo Answers in the summer of 2006 he was curious he than decided a great idea to talk about masturbating! He than curiously squattled up a story that some retard was sure to belieave! He than tip toed to the computer when no one was home and began to type he asked about strap on dildo's pamuela anderson clones and c u m shots in the face he had never been laid or really even had a life since he was just a pathetic little loser he did have a big d i c k though than ureica! He had some answers! He read the answers laughing uncontrollibley at how many other losers out there like him were there! He than thought of more storys he new he would never be laid in his lifetime for his incompatiblity to showhim self in real life only to be hidden behind a computer so what kind of storys could he write about? It couldnt be about sex since he never had it so he decided to ....(to be continued) *BUM BUM BUM!*
2006-09-08 03:01:57 · 10 answers · asked by hey 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yea btw if u havent noticed the poor little pathetic loser is me LOL
2006-09-08 03:11:09 · update #1
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire, Kinfolk said Jed move away from there Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars.
~Mel
2006-09-08 03:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by jaredsmommy2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite entertaining for a 14 year old, but I think the whole story is as dumb as he is. Work harder, boy.
2006-09-08 03:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by gummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it your a tool who lies about everything so are half the people in here! No one really cares about part 2 so just stay home and play with yourself while i am banging my girl!! LOL
2006-09-08 03:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by stewiegrif27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are all your post about the same thing?
How do you get enough points to ask these questions?
2006-09-08 03:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when will be the continuation of this story?
2006-09-08 03:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by honeyko_japan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good story...
2006-09-08 03:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by Reaction 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this poor guy you??????
2006-09-08 03:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bored again????!!!!???????
2006-09-08 03:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what?
2006-09-08 03:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by bicheeeened30 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-08 03:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋