2006-09-08 02:20:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Pain & Pain Management
Two elderly men were talking about Viagra.One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for.
"It's the greatest invention ever," he said."It makes you feel like a man of 30."
"Can you get it over the counter?"
"Probably-if you took two"
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?-You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride.
What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac?-A guy who is ready to go,but doesn't really care where.
Niagra Falls and Viagra Rises.
2006-09-08 03:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i don't think of so. yet the following is one to consider... there is more beneficial money spent interior the U.S. each and every year on Viagra and breast implants than on Alzheimer's analyze. So in 40, 50 years we are gonna have a gaggle of previous individuals with complicated d!ck$ and perky boobs and no theory what to do with them.
2016-10-15 23:34:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to practice swallowing. Get that down and you won't need viagra.
2006-09-08 23:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha....so funny. Where did you get this from, Austin Powers.
2006-09-09 13:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! thank you for the laugh and 2 points!
2006-09-08 11:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is so old and overused. Can't you be a little more creative and get your own material?
2006-09-08 03:11:27 · answer #6 · answered by not_gullible 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha , 2 points
2006-09-08 11:27:21 · answer #7 · answered by sindi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha so funny.. why did you waste 5 points on that?
2006-09-08 07:25:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should try the eye drops then. It'll make you look hard.
2006-09-08 03:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by paulcartwheel 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
was that the big giraffe at the zoo i saw.
2006-09-08 22:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋