What is the best joke/trick/prank you have ever played on someone ?

Question

i just gave my colleague at work the number for Chester Zoo and asked him to ring Mr.Lyon and of course he rang it !!! retard

Answer 1

i once asked my friend to say to the shopkeeper - "give me some cheese please!"

HA HA H AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Answer 2

My family is really good at doing pranks, food fights,...Well did this to a family friend of my parents. I took my dad's binoculars and put some black color (stuff for Halloween makeup works best) and put it all aroudn the eye parts. I then held up the binoculars to my face but didn't touch my eyes and yelled, "Dad there is someone in back down below their yard." (My dad was in on this) so my dad took the binoculars and did the same thing, about that time the friend who knows everything demanded for my dad to give him the binoculars. So while this friend was looking through the bincoulars, the whole house (parents had a reunion of family and close friends) was packed with people and we were all laughing so hard cause he came back into the house with two dark circles around his eyes and still didn't know it. So what did he do? He jumped on my dad's 4-wheeler and headed down the road to see if he could see someone coming out by a trail. Naturally there was a truck parked on the trail but no one was in it. Can you imagine sitting in your vehicle and along comes this skinny dude with black circles around his eyes, so funny. He than came back to the house and everyone was losing it so hard and he still didn't catch on. For almost an hour as he talked we all laughed until he went to use the bathroom and finally saw what we did. To this day, he owes me a payback, but I do keep my eyes wide open and stay away from the pool and whatnot. best prank I ever did let me tell you, just laughing as I am writing this down to you.

Answer 3

Got to love the classics, although you can't really do this one any more:

1. Take a stick of chalk
2. Carefully drill a hole through the middle starting at one end
3. Insert a match so the head just reaches the end
4. Add some chalk dust to hide the red
5. Sit back and watch as the teacher writes on the blackboard and has a scare when the chalk end bursts into flames.

Answer 4

I was dating a guy when I caught him with another girl. I got 4 packs of grape kool-aid added enough water to make a paste. Put it in the corner of a baggie so it can form a hard ball. I went over to his house the next morning to see if he wanted to hang out. He said ok but had to take a shower. Told him to let me use the bathroom first. I took my trusty wrench and took off his showerhead, put the kool-aid inside. He always gets into the shower before he turns on he water. Needless to say he looked like Barney for 3 days til it wore off.

Answer 5

I'm rather proud of the one played on a fellow 'reveller' on a stag do. He spent the evening upsetting any woman he found. Unfortunately he kept choosing the ones with angry - looking boyfriends. Last straw was the barmaid of the pub we were drinking in, whom I believe he groped. Anyway, the double vodka in his lager didn't work, because he decided to stop drinking and have some water. So I put one in that too.

He was last seen sitting outside the pub in the gutter, waiting for his dad to pick him up, no longer a danger to us, or a menace to any women.

Answer 6

My fave is cling film on the loo. It cracks me up every time. Only good for tricking blokes though. It sounds like a drum! lol Lift the seat, cover the pan with cling film tightly so you can't see it and put the seat back down. Make sure the cling film goes right over the edges and down the sides a bit. Wait for the drum roll!

Answer 7

I took a voltage box from an electrical fence, attached bare wires to it and ran it up through the tank of the toilet and into the bowl, thus electrifying the water inside the bowl. It just gave out a tiny jolt, but it was funny.

Answer 8

A few of my workmates were stopping in a hotel and we borrowed the night porters master keys and broke into one of our mates bedroom. We opened the door very quietly and jumped on his bed covering his face with a pillow and in an Irish accent shouted one false move and your dead.
He couldn´t get back to sleep and he looked like poo in the morning. He was bad with his nerves for weeks after that. Oh what good fun we had back then.

Answer 9

A few days ago my wife had a day off work. We both went to town and separated for awhile planning to meet up later. Knowing she would not be in the shop where she works, I went in and pretended to look for her. " She's not in today, it's her day off " said one of her work colleagues. I hung my head and said
" Oh no, she said she was going to stop seeing him ". All the girls in the shop looked embarrassed, when one girl said, " have I just put my foot in it ". I left the shop looking very sad and downtrodden. My wife did have a lot of explaining to do when she went to work on Monday morning. We are still together though.

Answer 10

i also rang Chester Zoo and asked for Mr.Lyon but guess what he was on a date with Amber Nectar

Answer 11

I took my sons yak-back and recorded a message to my wife best friend! When I called her on the phone and changed the voice it sounded like I was a hit man trying to find here to put a cap in her ***. She was so freakin' scared that she called the police. And after they took a statement. I called her back and said how pissed that made me. Then she started crying to her husband, then I said maybe you should be nicer to people! I told her right after!