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Not a difficult question, answer at your own imagination

2006-09-08 01:58:57 · 21 answers · asked by martin m 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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If you had one in your purse you could: drive, walk, dance, swing, sing, jump, run, drink, meet people and once you're tired, you simply eat it!

2006-09-08 02:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mel 5 · 0 0

1.Mango Fresh Fruit
2. Fruit Salad Mix
3. Mango Juice
4. Mango Shake
5. Mango flute
6.Mango Pie
7. Dried Mango Candies
8. Mango Jam
9. Mango Ice cream
10. Mango Lime Juice

2006-09-08 02:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by happylittletoes 6 · 1 0

1. Make Mango chutney
2. Make Mango salsa
3. Use for a facial
4. Eat it plain
5. Use as a model for a still life painting
6. Make a smoothie
7. Share it with a friend
8. Have a Mango fight- each person takes half and tries to rub it in each other's face
9. Feed it to each other in bed
10. Feed it to a fruit bat.

2006-09-08 02:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by PurpleAnkh 2 · 0 0

10. Tear it up and insert the pieces in your nose.
9. Mail it giftwrapped to yourself.
8. Play catch with it by yourself repeating "Nice mango, nice mango, nice mango......."
7. Bake it at 400 degrees F for an hour and then throw it away.
6. Draw a smiley face on it and give it to your neighbor.
5. Practice bowling with it by setting up forks in the lawn and rolling it at them.
4. Balance it on your head and walk around the block.
3. See if you can wrap your penis around it once or twice and write the answer on your calendar.
2. Crush it in your armpit and rub the juice into your pores.
and the number one thing you can do with a mango is...........
1. Let it be your secret friend!

2006-09-08 02:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Eat it
Play catch with it
Make a shake out of it...
...and then drink it
Make a beauty mask out of it
Use it as a form of currency
(1 mango is divided into 10 kiwis; 2 mangoes to the banana)
Put it in your pants and pretend to be Very well-endowed (guys only)
Get another mango, and put them in your bra (women only, I hope)
Use it as a paperweight
Paint a still life using it as the main piece (and if you use the 10 kiwis and the banana as well as the mango, it'll be worth approximately 1 pineapple, or 4 coconuts)

2006-09-08 02:04:35 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

1 count to ten
2 chop it and insert it in your ears, connect them to a wire and use them as headphones
3 eat it
4 make mango juice and spill it all over yourself
5 get 2 points on yahoo answers
6 become creative
7 hit someone in the face with it
8 use it as a pillow (gosh that would hurt, don't try at home, kids)
9 imagine it's someone's face (someone u hate) and kick it
10 pretend u are a vampire and drink all it's blood

2006-09-08 03:21:19 · answer #6 · answered by aura_teal 2 · 0 0

1.draw a face on it.
2. call it "Mango"
3.go into nearest town
4.go into a shop and put clothes on "Mango"
5.run like hell because you haven't paid.
6.go up to people and ask them to sign "Mango"
7.when they don't follow them until they do
8.go into nearest tesco and by a BIG SHARP KNIFE
9.go home, go homicidal, kill "Mango", eat "Mango"
10.rock back and forward in the corner of a room and tell yourself "evrything is OK, it's all OK, you didn't do anything wrong, it's better this way, your Ok your OK.....

ahhh the things one can do with a mango......... =D

2006-09-08 09:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Moosh it up, Run over it in a car, Give it a bath, Put it in the oven, Feed it to the cat, Chop it into a hundred little pieces, Take pictures of it, Draw it, Throw it in the bin

there, 10 things where i used my imagination. And i didnt need to be dirtyyy =)

2006-09-08 02:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by maddzy 1 · 0 0

1) Eat it
2) Throw it
3) Juice it
4) Plant it
5) Peel it
6) Cook it
7) Dice it
8) Squash it
9) Suck it
10) Draw a face on it and talk to it like Tom Hanks did with Wilson from shipwrecked

2006-09-08 02:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by Is Dave Curious?..... 3 · 1 0

1. hit people with it
2. carve eyes in it and name it bob
3.throw it at the ceiling fan
4.hit it with a tennis racket
5.poke it
6. throw it at a window and break it just to piss your mom off
7. play "mangoball" with it
8. go up to random people and say "hello! this is my mango bob!"
9.build a shrine for little bob
10. then eat bob =D

2006-09-08 02:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by Karson 1 · 1 0

1, eat it
2, throw it at an old person
3, make a face out of the skin
4, make a model out of it
5, make a smoothie from it
6, microwave it
7, put it a salad bowl and feel posh
8, paly rugby with it
9, send it to space
10, serve it to aliens

2006-09-08 02:04:12 · answer #11 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0 0

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