anybody know any good jokes
2006-09-08 01:54:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
little johnny comes home from school and his mam tells him their neighbours had a babys "can i go and see it" asks johnny, yes you can says his mam but be nice and do not say anything nasty as the baby has no ears "ok "says johnny and goes next door, whilst he is there he says to the babys mam has the baby got good eyesight "yes" said the babys mam "he has twenty twenty vision", thank god for that says johnny because if not there would be nowhere for him to hang his glasses on
2006-09-08 03:48:34 · answer #1 · answered by mentor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian."
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it was an old Italian.
Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later, the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian."
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated.
This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."
2006-09-09 00:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.What do you call a woman that breaks wind in your beer
A. Fartima Whitbread
Q. What do you call a policewoman with a shaved bikini line?
A. C__t stubble.
2006-09-08 11:00:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it was stuck to the chicken Fecker knob and he was legging it from the police.
2006-09-08 07:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ben S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my p.e professor once told d clas who was shoutin a lot "idiots the principal just passed away"
2006-09-08 20:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by coolgirl_dolly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so an irishman walks out of a bar.
hey, it could happen.
2006-09-08 03:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by HoyaDoc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the boy throw the clock out of the window???
to see time fly!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-08 03:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me aw..
me-aw...
2006-09-08 02:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by otteri selvakumar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋