I am looking for the shy ones to answer this... its a bit of fun!! dont be shamed of it.. let your hair down.. I want some graphic details of the smell like you were describing a nice wine
2006-09-08 01:45:40 · 17 answers · asked by martin m 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would love to begin by saying that my poo had the aromatic essence of a bed of rose but this would be a complete lie and you know that, dont you?
My poo has the essence of a thousand wilderbeast hurtling toward you at full throtle. Not only does it smell meaty and large (yes, it smells large) but it also has a slight sting to it, that which you may experience from snuff or other nasal products. It is worse when somebody has been before me and left the toilet clogged. This prevents the poo from submerging and the odour becomes fuller and deeper on the pallet.
There are many more variations - the ale poo, the turnip poo etc so ill finish here i think. Enjoy.
2006-09-08 01:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by mick241602 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't really describe that, but on a related issue, if I eat a big bag of bacon rasher crisps (the big 'own brand' frazzles from the supermarket) I can smell bacon when I go for a wee the later on or the next day.
I also remember you used to get 'blue mouths' boiled sweets that (funnily enough) dyed your mouth blue. We used to scoff 'quarters' of them so we could do green sh!ts!!!
Easily pleased eh?
2006-09-08 02:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on what ive eaten to how it smells. Bl**dy awful most of the time though lol. It always amazes me how you can stand the smell of your own poo but not that of others.
2006-09-08 01:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine smells of roses, fresh mown hay, spring grass newly cut, the ozone from the sea, a hint of peppermint, ho and there I just managed to get a very faint waft of the scent of baking bread and freshly ground coffee. I think mine is a very rare vintage, and it has mellowed considerably with age !!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-08 02:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dolly Blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cigar boxes broiled in lentil soup, with a hint of aspic and a teency drop of sherbet.
2006-09-08 01:48:16 · answer #5 · answered by norbertthefat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine smells of poo
2006-09-08 01:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by alldouk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know lost my sense of smell lol
2006-09-08 02:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by kristine p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2006-09-08 01:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by trytostayanonimous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
currently? a curry which i really enjoyed for tea last night.
2006-09-08 02:28:28 · answer #9 · answered by julie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my poo smells like ur hair.....
2006-09-08 09:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by sadgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋