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Politely or not - I don't care, just get them away from me!

2006-09-08 01:38:50 · 39 answers · asked by geronemo 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

39 answers

Do you mean Jehovah's Witnesses?

Just say the Apostles Creed. They hate that one.

2006-09-08 01:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by MD 3 · 0 1

I think you mean Bible Bangers which is a rude term for someone that preaches the bible all the time. Bible Bashers are people that rip apart the bible and all it's mythology. I would just let them know that I am not interested.
Love & Light
Sharon
One Planet = One People

2006-09-08 01:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Soul 5 · 0 1

Tell them that there is a 30 minute wait for your services and that you charge $50/hour and that anything goes but there is an extra $100 charge for group sex, see if they stick around!.

This would probably work for bible bashers as well as bible packers.

2006-09-08 01:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Just say you aren't interested and close the doors. Don't give them a chance to even get into their talk. Either that or don't even open the door in the first place!

2006-09-08 02:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Sexy Lexy 3 · 0 1

I open the door confidently and firmly tell them, "I do not take solicitations at my door. Good day." And then I close the door. If they don't leave, then you have the right to call the police. I do this to everyone, including religious preachers and sales people. Don't bother me in the sanctuary of my home!

2006-09-08 01:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by nido_tr3s 5 · 0 1

how annoying ,,,,
first off when they come to the door simply tell them you have your own beliefs and do not want them trespassing on your property .and close the door .
i also if this is a real problem for you ,these people trying to expound their faith on you ,i would also sort of visualize and say in my mind "keep these types of people away from me ".
the mind is the maker and what you think can and often does become a reality ...iactually do this with bumpers riders [my pet peeve].and i look in the rear view mirror and say "back off""" 99 % of the time they DO :}:}.
best to you
Peggy:}

2006-09-08 01:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by pj333 3 · 0 1

Here ya go... a video instruction from the makers of South Park. Some strong language, though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUSJYiJ9CYs

Funny, but really... you could just tell them you're not interested and shut the door. They'll go away if they're sane, and if they aren't, call the police.

2006-09-08 01:43:27 · answer #7 · answered by Snark 7 · 1 1

Say no thank you & close the door. You have no obligation to someone who comes to your home uninvited.
Or don't answer the door at all if you do not know the person.

2006-09-08 01:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by Celtic Tejas 6 · 0 1

Just tell the bible bashers that they are right on time for prayer.
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2006-09-08 01:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0 1

Just don't answer the door or tell them politely that you are not interested in what they have to say.

Send your big bad dog after them!!!

2006-09-08 01:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Wow.. There are evangelical atheists going door to door now?

If you are talking about buybull thumpers then i myself don't run them off. I try to find them and talk to them about their evil book. But if you want to get rid of them fast just answer the door naked.

2006-09-08 01:44:42 · answer #11 · answered by AiW 5 · 0 1

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