For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
2006-09-08 00:57:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
******** hillarious. My mate is bringing me to the hospital because I am after splitting my stomach tissue from all the laughing. I hope the doctor can stitch me up. Oh Oh I cant stop laughing. Perhaps i will tell all the doctors & nurses about it & all the other patients in the hospital but then if all there stomachs start tearing there will be alot of chaos. Oh Oh oh i am still laughing. Brilliant
2006-09-08 02:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Bosco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I like it.
Two old ladies sitting on the beach,
man walks up in a trench coat, flashes them.
One old lady has a stroke.
The other couldn't reach.
2006-09-08 01:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nicely good i've got been given a intercourse comedian tale for you wish you like it :) on listening to that her grandad had basically died kate went and visited her nan to convenience her whilst she asked how he died her nan replyed with the help of sayin that he had had a heart attack on an identical time as makin love 2 her kate stated that it grew to become into stupid that 2 previous human beings the place havin intercourse because it grew to become into askin for hardship her nan replyed with the help of sayin that they used to do it to the sluggish %. of the church bells because it grew to become into basically the spectacular velocity she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on with the help of sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he could nonetheless be alive right this moment'' :) xxx
2016-12-18 06:49:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-09-08 01:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by True Blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2006-09-08 01:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats fantastic realy good im gonna tell that at work keep them coming
2006-09-08 01:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by jericho sland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WA-HA-HA! Beautiful!
May I pass this one on?
2006-09-08 01:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one THE REVENGE OF THE STATUES
2006-09-08 04:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one..
2006-09-08 01:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Karson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
suprisingly funny
2006-09-08 01:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by kindofkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋