2006-09-07 23:59:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Of course, be sure to gain the assistance of the elves, they know their way around the heffer...use lube, she may take a while to get in the mood...the elves really take their toll upon her reproductive systerm when Santa is working the late shift.
2006-09-08 00:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Rugby Mania 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes! Leave a lot of cookies out and while Santas scarfing them down, grab Mrs. Clause by the hair, bend her over the chimney and give her good lovin'! Tell her she's been a naughty little girl then break out the whips.
Let's face it,, Santas so fat he prolly hasn't seen "little Santa" in centuries!
2006-09-08 07:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by Freedom_Fighter_From_Mars 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, you can do much better than that fat old broad. You should leave out a 6-pack instead and bang some of his female elves.
2006-09-08 07:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of stupid question is that you're asking?
It has got no logic at all. Next time think carefully before you
put your question in the Yahoo Answers for others to see.
2006-09-08 07:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by steplow33 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And suppose Santa repays your 'compliment' by planting a whole lot of 'cookies' in your PC - that will directly link it to every spammer and phisher on the net !
...'As you sow, so shall you reap'.
2006-09-08 07:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by Zarama 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's not christmas yet, so be patient
2006-09-08 07:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by antigone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of question is that?
2006-09-08 07:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by Laurie K 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋