I talk to God and hear only myself...doesn't anyone listen to me?
2006-09-07 22:11:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My Golden Retriever talks to me when I drink too much. Its in a gutteral demonic voice. He tells me," Its time to cleanse the city."
Retrievers are prone to demonic possession so I don't get angry. I just keep my guns away from him give him his Kong ball and he chills.
He does like to quote Shakespeare and Faust.
2006-09-07 22:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ah well trees are basically antisocial bastards. Essentially they do hear you, but their metabolism works on a much slower cycle than ours - watch time-lapse footage and you'll see trees are busy little beggars. So when you talk to them, they hear something like Pinky and Perky on speed. Alternatively, to get them to hear you in normal time, speak like Paul Robeson on dope and take about eight hours to say a word, and you might get a response from some of the friendlier oaks.
Similarly, any god there is probably works in verrrry slow time - it's how they appear "immortal". So God's probably still responding to the fifteenth century round about now. (Maybe he was held back a year in deity school or something...)
Oddly enough, the rest of us listen to ya, and while none of us would claim to be gods per se, we're powerful imaginitive beings with the ability to create life, so I'm thinking we're about as close as is possible to gods. So speak on, EarthAngel, you're talking to gods...
2006-09-08 11:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you need to teach yourself how to listen? Stand or sit beneath a tree talk to it with words or merely with words formed in your mind and you will find leaves rustling without aid of the wind. Bee's hum, they are speaking in their language - - - notice how the hummmm varies in pitch & tone? Try spending a day simply listening - - - stare at the sky ask God for a cloud study that cloud how loudly is God speaking? Peace.
2006-09-08 05:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your talking to the trees and bees the drug combination you are using is NOT working for you. GOD always listens but it doesn't mean he always responds...
2006-09-08 05:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by dumpllin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sure all your friendly bees, trees and.... errr.... god type things listen.
they just cant speak back
if you want a two way sort of conversation try chatting to something that can answer you back in your language
2006-09-08 05:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, because you are close hearted and hard hearted towards people so the others care less for you. If you showed love to all, then they would pay attention to you. I've read your hateful questions about Muslims & Christians... you need to mend your relationship with them first.
2006-09-08 05:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mustafa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would probably have difficulty understanding any response from the trees, they tend to just bark.
2006-09-08 05:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by bill g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah God does! Maybe if you listen to him you will hear!
2006-09-08 05:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by Black Betty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try making some human friends.
2006-09-08 05:18:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ttraveller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God listens to you darling...
beng quiet means they're listening...
I would listen to you too f you want me to.
^-^
2006-09-08 05:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Jeszhie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋