1. Pissing on the side of the Grand Mosque in al-Makka
2. Crapping at the front of St. Peter's Square at the Vatican
3. Eating a cow in front of starving children in New Delhi
4. Wiping myself with the Torah after a B.M.
2006-09-07 21:54:27 · 18 answers · asked by bipolar and lovin it 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd have to go with option 5. reading the Bible
2006-09-07 21:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by K3vag 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My damnation insurance is blaspheming the Holy Spirit.
I would soddomize the pope.Revenge and a sense of balance.
Wear a Tshirt that says The Virgin Mary was virgin as long as you don't count anal.
Do a Snikers bar commercial with Jesus on the cross....Not going anywhere for a while?
2006-09-08 05:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No sorry, about the only thing I can think of that for one such as you to assure you damnation is first murder someone and then kill your self. that should do, you see even a murder may be able to repent but if you killed your self after, there is no chance for you to repent and damnation is assured!
2006-09-08 12:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe the mere wanting to do those actions alone will lead you down the path to damnation.
2006-09-08 04:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by RichUnclePennybags 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for sure .. number 3
the others are only structural and man made ( although it would be incredibly rude )
but to tease starving children is most definately cruel
2006-09-08 05:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by Peace 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5. Passing out bibles at an atheist convention.
2006-09-08 04:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by vinny_the_hack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, unless you really want to be damned and escape salvation.. find other means. all of what you said has already been done... get some originality man....
2006-09-08 05:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by VeRDuGo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got a lot of travelling to do.
2006-09-08 05:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think mentally challenged people are damned no matter what they do so dont worry.ok
2006-09-08 04:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3...and you'd also get a kick in the nuts.
2006-09-08 04:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by meKrystle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋