Little Tommy on a farm runs indoors "mummy, mummy, the bull's f**king the cow"!
"No Tommy, you must be polite and say that the bull is surprising the cow"!
Later Tommy runs in again, "mummy, the bull's surprising all the cows"!
"No Tommy, the bull can't surprise all the cows"!
"Yes he can, he's f**king the horse"!!!!
2006-09-07 21:07:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like suprises,don't you?
2006-09-08 00:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, but have to go now the wife as a surprise for ME.
2006-09-07 21:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooh I'm off to surprise a lady I've never met
2006-09-07 21:19:30 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-09-08 00:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by tom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the bull was not feeling to well...he was filling a little "hoarse"
2006-09-08 00:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa I am really surprised by the turn of events!!! hehehehe hahahaha hoohoohooh! Oops sorry i fallen of the chair, its really funny!
2006-09-07 21:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL hahahaha
a really good one
thanks for the laugh ^_^
2006-09-07 22:13:10 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not surprised, amused though.
2006-09-07 21:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. I will have to remember that one myself.
2006-09-07 21:40:49 · answer #9 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can honestly say I did not expect that one. But it didn't surprise me!!!!!!!
2006-09-07 21:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by baldy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋