Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy when he noticed
the brand new shiney watch Jimmy was wearing.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked.
"Nope," Jimmy replied.
"Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked.
"Nope."
"You didn't steal it did you?"
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night
when they were on the job. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me."
Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of
Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited
outside his parents room until he heard the unmistakeable noises of
lovemaking.
Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His
father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily;
"What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
"Well stand in the corner and keep quiet then," said his father
returning to the job at hand.
2006-09-07 20:46:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you again...........have they let you out for the weekend
2006-09-07 20:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well he didnt get the watch he wanted but he sure got an eyeful yuck
2006-09-07 21:10:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahaha
nice one make me laugh
thanks ^_^
p.s. even if you didnt like my post
2006-09-07 23:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you getting this from jokes.com?
2006-09-07 21:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
loves it
2006-09-09 12:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha so good
2006-09-07 21:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Scottish lass 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! LOL.
2006-09-08 20:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-09-07 22:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ughh!
2006-09-07 20:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow!
2006-09-07 20:48:45 · answer #10 · answered by Colin T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋