What does a blond and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of seamen ...
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A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter. The lady assistant says to him "Sir this is a clock shop not a **** shop."
He replies "Put two hands and a face on it then."
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There was a man who had his arm shot off in a war. The doctors replaced it with an electric one, that perofrmend whatever instructions he game it, simply by talking to it.
One day he went into a pub toilet. He said "Undo Zip" so the arm undid his zip.
He said "Ready, aim, fire!" so he started to pee.
Then he saw a condom machine on the wall that was labelled as '£10 for 2!'
"RIP OFF!" he shouted.
His screams were heard throughout the bar...
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rate those ...
2006-09-07 20:30:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was a clock shop. Loved the answer to that one! Pretty darned funny, even to the guy with the robotic arm. You know they're worth passing on, if you get 'em back in your email box about a dozen time. LOL
2006-09-07 20:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by Kitsune 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well i liked them, especially the the one about the clock shop. lol
2006-09-07 20:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Puerto Rico nationwide football crew. *Edit* @ AzulKrema- i bypass for u.s... lol *Edit 2* @ *celeb* Haha, they do have one, yet they are no longer established. they are ranked 151 contained in the international lol.
2016-11-06 21:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, I cried, I peed. In that order.
2006-09-08 06:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad
2006-09-07 20:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
classic i loved them. loved the others that's you posted also, that's my kind of humour. keep them flowing
2006-09-07 21:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by Scottish lass 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u know wat at first i found ur jokes disgustin n very weird....den i thot waddahell ...if dis guy wants to be a total sex maniac den no one can stop him.....so yeah go on wid ur jokes
2006-09-07 20:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by wants_to_know 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wa wa wa
2006-09-07 21:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Poor him..
2006-09-07 20:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-09-07 23:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by cjscot 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋