lol
God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."
2006-09-07 20:31:06
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answer #1
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answered by Mum-Ra 5
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What did the blonde's left leg say to the blonde's right leg...nothing they have never met
A blond and a brunette jump out of a plane which one hits the floor first...the brunette the blond had to stop for directions
How do you know a blonde's made a mistake when writing a letter on the computer, there's tip ex on the screen
2006-09-08 16:53:10
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answer #2
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answered by Emma O 3
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Ancient history.
2006-09-08 03:32:27
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answer #3
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answered by Phlodgeybodge 5
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Oldie but goldie
2006-09-08 03:28:14
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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i only answer cos i i get 2 points
2006-09-08 07:57:01
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answer #5
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answered by kristine p 2
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why are the anecdotes 4 blonds so small?
ANSWER: in order men to understand them!!!!!!!! :-P
2006-09-08 03:34:55
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I would have said her knees, but to each their own.
2006-09-08 03:30:50
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answer #7
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answered by Modest intellect 4
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i was gonna say a pillow or an all you can eat sign
2006-09-08 03:30:18
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answer #8
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answered by horn dog 88 1
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a brain
2006-09-08 03:28:37
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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i was guessing that it was a brain but that's funnyer
2006-09-08 03:32:05
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answer #10
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answered by @Ð!Ŋ@♥Đ@Ŋ¡ Ə╚☺® 3
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