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God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

2006-09-07 20:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 5 1

What did the blonde's left leg say to the blonde's right leg...nothing they have never met

A blond and a brunette jump out of a plane which one hits the floor first...the brunette the blond had to stop for directions

How do you know a blonde's made a mistake when writing a letter on the computer, there's tip ex on the screen

2006-09-08 16:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Emma O 3 · 2 0

Ancient history.

2006-09-08 03:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 1 0

Oldie but goldie

2006-09-08 03:28:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i only answer cos i i get 2 points

2006-09-08 07:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by kristine p 2 · 0 0

why are the anecdotes 4 blonds so small?

ANSWER: in order men to understand them!!!!!!!! :-P

2006-09-08 03:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I would have said her knees, but to each their own.

2006-09-08 03:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by Modest intellect 4 · 1 0

i was gonna say a pillow or an all you can eat sign

2006-09-08 03:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by horn dog 88 1 · 1 1

a brain

2006-09-08 03:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i was guessing that it was a brain but that's funnyer

2006-09-08 03:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by @Ð!Ŋ@♥Đ@Ŋ¡ Ə╚☺® 3 · 1 0

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