2006-09-07 20:03:14 · 8 answers · asked by nice person 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Medicine
A doctor was walking at the back of two Indian medical students in the hospital corridor. He could overhear the two students arguing. One said, I tell you, it's Vroom, the other said no, it Wooombu, after a couple of minutes, the doctor said. Sorry to interrupt, but womb is correct and walked away.
The two students looked at each other in disbelief. How the hell would he know the sound an elephant makes when it farts under water, one said to the other.
2006-09-07 20:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny Medical Jokes
2016-10-02 21:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Medical life itself is a joke. You can creat jokes on daily life and that too very much practical like , asking someone to measure the size of the **** as you want to advice him to use a condom.
And the person came with a stick in his hand and a thread to explain the length with a stick and circumfrence with a thread.
2006-09-08 00:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by eitemad_eitemad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, here is a site with many Short Length medical jokes:
http://www.ahajokes.com/medical_jokes.html
....and here is a joke: ~~~~~~~
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.
2006-09-08 01:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by froggie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Will this one do?
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh, no", I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said "No, I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, ballooning, motorcycling, rock climbing?"
"No, I don't", I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?
"No, I said, I have never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a sh.it if you live to be 80?"
2006-09-07 20:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by Hi y´all ! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An E.N.T. professor retired from college. In the farewell party the college faculty presented him a silver ear. Thanking the faculty the senior said " Thank God I am not a gynecologist"
2006-09-08 03:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A teacher was standing in front of his class. He asked the class," Whoever thinks that they are stupid, stand up?" Minutes passed and no one stood up. Then finally one boy stood up bravely. "Why are you standing up, Freddie?" asked the teacher. the boy answered in a subjective voice, "i just felt bad for you"
2016-03-17 01:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when asking a patient "are you allergic to anything"/ such as penicillin and they say yes.
you follow this up by saying what do you get when you have an infection(uti)before they can answer you say dont tell me a beating of your husband...
best i can do at this time in the morning
2006-09-07 21:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unlike others ur brain is master piece... In the left half - nothing is right and in the right half nothing is left.....Ha...Ha...Ha
2006-09-07 20:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://fpnotebook.com/JOK.htm
it can help u i guess
2006-09-07 21:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋