2006-09-07 20:02:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yup! coz when you eat a bible, you'll gonna die an' go directly to heaven
2006-09-07 20:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you eat a whole Bible in one sitting, you ARE god.
2006-09-07 20:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by TheFatIdiot 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually, God is in everyone already either they believe in him or not...eating a bible is disrespecting the spiritual scripture his followers made for everyone...eating paper is bad! that's a stupid thing to do especially if the paper is from a bible...
2006-09-07 20:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Answers 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
SOME BODY DID EAT A BOOK AND HAD A SERIOUS PROPHECY JOB TO DO
Rev.10:7 But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets. 10:8 And the voice which I heard from heaven spake unto me again, and said, Go and take the little book which is open in the hand of the angel which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth. 10:9 And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey. 10:10 And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter. 10:11 And he said unto me, Thou must prophesy again before many peoples, and nations, and tongues, and kings.
2006-09-07 21:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by jeni 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh - No. Eating paper will make you sick. The word of God should be in your heart and in your mind. That will bring you closer to God.
2006-09-07 20:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by Roswellfan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, you need to eat Christ-on-a-Crust. You know, that little peice of fish food looking stuff the Catholics eat.
2006-09-07 20:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
NO don't eat it you will get food poisoning. Best to cook it first prolly over a fire before eating to get the impuritys out XD
2006-09-07 20:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Desert Falcon83 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Eat one and see!!!
2006-09-07 20:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably not... but you certainly will be filled with the holy word.
2006-09-07 20:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by Robere 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but you might feel like you have a brick in your guts.
2006-09-07 20:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by Richard B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋