Just collecting tips/advice.........
2006-09-07 20:01:49 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
dude you gonna get in trouble
2006-09-07 20:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by chrisp972000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a pity that you don't know how F***'d up you are. Hopefully you'll understand someday. My advice is that if the bond she took before God doesn't mean anything to you, or the oath she made to another man, watch out 'cuz what goes around comes around. When you find that woman of your dreams and marry her there'll be some creepy worm crawling around trying to seduce her. I'll give him some tips to help him seduce YOUR wife.
2006-09-07 20:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Forget that woman. You are seriously risking injuries when her husband finds out. She will also be in jeapardy. The next time you think about her, try imagining her in Intensive Care, and the cops advising that you to be in protective custody because her husband was last seen with deadly weapons, looking to kill you.
If she really wants you, then she'll divorce the dope first.
2006-09-09 22:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last tip I got didn't work very well. I asked this married woman if I could have sex with her. She slapped my face, pushed me down, hit me with her purse and started jumping on me. When she stopped, i stood up, brushed myself off and said to her "I guess felatioa is out of the question?" Bang!! I saw stars.
2006-09-07 20:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You certainly can't do anythig like that sitting in front of the computer,besides if shes interest she let you know,considering the fact you have already made up yout mind you want to follw thru and need a ride.
2006-09-07 21:04:48 · answer #5 · answered by nighneev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldnt be trying to seduce married women. Find a single one!
2006-09-07 20:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by laker_girl85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tip # 1. Make sure your health insurance is pay'd up.
Tip # 2. Make sure she is willing to visit you in the hospitol.
Tip # 3. Ask your self (while being beaten to a pulp) why'd I even go there?
2006-09-07 20:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by twostories 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude are you crazy? why would you want to do that in the 1st place? Turn that situation around and think if it was your wife you wouldnt be to happy if you just lost the one you loved. What are you gonna do if she has kids? Think of how the children would feel to know what happened or to think it was there fault that their mom and dad were gettin a divorce? Are you ready for that kind of burden?
2006-09-07 20:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by confused 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why on earth are you seducing married women when there are so many unattached single women available??? This will only spell disaster.
2006-09-07 20:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by Ricky W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,seeing that i was the unfortunate guy in that role at one point,i suggest not to,but if you have to,this is the easiest seeing that the guy did it to my ex: just be a friend. you need to act 1 of 2 ways,first,either she wants to cheat to fill the gap her husband isn't filling,for example,he's always gone.if that's the case,be just like him,and you'll fill her needs perfect.secondly,if her husband is always around,yet she just wants to cheat,then you need to be someone he isn't,for example,if he is serious,be the opposite.be goofy.she will cling to that very quickly and fall for you easily.that's my suggestion,but i also suggest not doing it.you may ruin a lot of peoples lives in the process.you may also get the crap beat out of you from her husband too,lol.
2006-09-07 20:09:09 · answer #10 · answered by casey d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u shouldn't. Plus no such thing, if someone is seduced it's because they want to. So basically she would have to want to already.....and if you're asking for tips, then it's obvious that it's not happening!
2006-09-07 20:05:05 · answer #11 · answered by KryBaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋