Our two Male Cats were horse playing and chasing each other around. The larger named Bones, by My Husband, because He was bony when little, eventually got around to molesting His younger much smaller Brother, Little Bit. The runt of the litter.
So I got a flyswatter to scare Him off. It must have scared Him pretty badly because He jumped up, high into the air at Me, and I thought that He was going attack My face, something He has never done.........
and landed perfectly, balanced, on My head. After I knew that He hadn't attacked Me, I laughed so hard, for a long time. And He stayed on My head while I laughed.
Thanks for the Laugh Again........God Bless
2006-09-07 19:13:20
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answered by Anonymous
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My cat Finley is a outdoor cat. He does his business outside the house. So I don't have a litter tray in the house. One freezing cold night, I heard he scratch something. I was in bed already. I through he just open the pantry as usual to help himself with supper, so i didn't bother. But when I woke up in the next morning. I found out he opened a cat litter bag which is only used when I was away. He helped himself and scoop the litters out and did his business. How clever!!
2006-09-08 02:42:50
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answered by Piggy&Jazz 2
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I used to have a beautiful black Persian, she was the runt of the litter so she didn't grow very much... she had the most beautiful and the hugest yellow eyes (but she was so tiny!). My cat's name was Chochita, and she always slept on my side of the bed! She used to use the toilet for her necesities and she didn't like anyone watching her as she did her necessities in private.
One day a ladyfriend of mine came over and spent the night with me... the next day when the ladyfriend went to put on her shoes, she found a nice beautiful long little turd in her shoe! I laughed so much and so hard that the ladyfriend couldn't help but laugh, too! Tell me that ain't funny!
2006-09-08 04:17:41
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answered by Anonymous
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We had just finished watching a movie and while the VCR was rewinding our cat Precious was like mesmerized by the sound it was making and concentrating very hard on it. My fiancee came up behind her and tapped her back and said "BOO". She jumped the highest I've ever seen a cat jump! While she was jumping into the air she was looking down like she was making sure it was safe to land back on the ground! It seemed like it was in slow motion! It was so hilarious.
2006-09-08 03:09:32
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answered by LeAnne & Enrique 3
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I used to have a cat that had gotten REALLY fat, so I started slowly reducing her food so that she'd lose weight. I came home after the third day to find that she'd broken into the pantry, and was eating a bag of potato chips that she'd ripped open.
She also used to jump in the shower with me, and occasionally "climbed" people like trees.
2006-09-09 01:41:19
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answered by Sandra 3
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He is rather a hilarious little guy. When he was about 7 months old he jumped on my dad's head!! Needless to say Dad was not very happy. The other really comical thing he did, and still does, is when he does something wrong he looks around the room like a little kid does
2006-09-08 02:19:40
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answered by katlvr125 7
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Jumped at a Spider plant that was hanging from a chain just 3 foot down from the ceiling until the every baby on the plant was on the floor.
2006-09-08 08:18:06
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answered by Classy Granny 7
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I have a kitten named Lucky and a dog named Browser, my oldest sister has Lucky's mother who is named Lisa. On the fourth of July she brought Lisa over and the three animals devised a plan to steal a long sausage. Lucky grabbed it first took his bites when we noticed he had stolen it, Lisa had darted from nowhere and took it behind a bush where Browser was'sitting innoencely'. When we headed for her, Browser grabbed it and finished it off.
Lesson, never leave pets that grew up together alone on holiday dinners.
2006-09-08 10:09:42
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answered by lassilsa 4
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William slept with me every night, and at seven o'clock demanded to be taken outside to pee. Once I got home around four in the morning so by seven when Willy wanted to go out I just told him to stop bothering me and fall asleep again, a minute passed and I started feeling my head growing warmer and warmer, when I opened my eyes I saw him looking at me with the most vengeful eyes and with a hint of satisfaction he meowed...He had peed all over my pillow and obviously on my head.
2006-09-11 18:41:32
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answered by White 7
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Well it wasnt just kitty, she had a partner in crime, my sugarglider, miss Felony.
One day I was sitting on the floor playing with Felony and Kitty came up behind me to see what was going on.
Felony jumped on kitty's back and grab onto kitty's fur with her little hands.
Kitty then proceeded to started bucking around the room with felony firmly attached to her back.
It was a kitty rodeo that lasted about 30 seconds before Felony went flying off.
I laughed for days.
2006-09-08 16:45:21
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answered by Anonymous
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